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Author Message Johns Username: Johns Registered: 02-2001 Posted on Monday, September 26, 2005 - 7:46 pm:    How do you make a lead guitarist slow down? Put some sheet music in front of him. How do you make him stop? Put notes on it. How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison? Shoot One. Laaz Username: Laaz Registered: 10-2003 Posted on Monday, September 26, 2005 - 11:27 pm:    Here's some humor. E/2 Ibanez... Damn that truss rod cover looks like my 82 Explorer truss rod cover... http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-1977-IBANEZ-LES-PAUL-COPY-MINT-GUITAR-E-2_W0QQitemZ7 353255192QQcategoryZ33043QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Mr_roadstar Username: Mr_roadstar Registered: 06-2002 Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 1:26 pm:    What do you call a drummer who's between girlfriends? . . . . . . . . . . Homeless! Steve Snowjays Username: Snowjays Registered: 09-2004 Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 5:27 pm:    A guy walks into a shop. "You got a Marshall Hi Watt AC80 Amplificator thingee and a Stratoblaster geetar with a fried tomato tremolo ?" "You're a drummer aren't you" "Yeah. How'd you know ?" "This is a butcher shop." Ibanezfreak1960 Username: Ibanezfreak1960 Registered: 03-2004 Posted on Tuesday, September 27, 2005 - 8:39 pm:    Ok heres one. what's the difference between a folk guitar singer and a large Pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4! Whats the difference between a Banjo and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a banjo. Of course these are jokes I heard from orchestra musicians. Lea Username: Lea Registered: 09-2005 Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 7:55 pm:    Q.whats black, blue and lying in a ditch? A.a guitarist who told to many drummer jokes . Padraic Username: Padraic Registered: 08-2004 Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 2:03 pm:    Inevitably, given the trend above... What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? .... a drummer! Sorry. Ibnzplyr Username: Ibnzplyr Registered: 03-2004 Posted on Sunday, October 02, 2005 - 3:58 pm:    I assume everyone here has seen the original "Spinal Tap" movie at least 100 times. That movie is nonstop rock band related humor. One of my favorite scenes was when the director checks out Nigel Tufnel's guitar collection. There are some good jokes in that scene. Destroyer Username: Destroyer Registered: 10-2005 Posted on Friday, October 28, 2005 - 11:01 am:    Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ten. One to screw it in, and nine to stand around with their arms folded saying "I can do that". Skybone Username: Skybone Registered: 03-2001 Posted on Wednesday, November 02, 2005 - 11:47 am:    Q: How do you know there's a singer at the front door? A: Because they don't know when to when to come in!

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